Claud, I looooost my $10.

But it was expected. These people actually play in ACTUAL POKER TOURNAMENTS.
First thing that went wrong....
I was the dealer first. As I was passing out the cards, I did it too slow.
Man with serious poker face: You have to deal again. I saw the cards.

O_O
Second thing went wrong...
Everyone: Check, check, check....check.
My turn.
Me: Fold.
Man with all the chips: You don't fold. You check.
Me (turning red): Uh...heee. Okay.

Third thing went wrong...
Me with pocket Aces.
Me: I raise you...30 cents. O_O


No more. Thank gooodness. :D
I learned A LOT that night. Thanks to Alfred and DB for teaching me.

Cobras with a C, for life.