Helen is my bitch and I'm her bitch. We like to call each other that.

At work just now...
I’m sitting at my desk and the phone rings. Karen picks it up, points at me, and mouths something with a smile. Assuming the phone call was for me from Helen.... I pick up the phone.

Me: Bittcccchhhhh.
-silence-
Me: Bittccchhhhhh.
-silence-
Me: Uh, hello?
-pause_
Voice: Hollie? This is Dr.Lam.
-silence- Me turning RED.
Me: Uh, heeheeee. Hi Dr.Lam. How can I help you?

 
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O_o   I just called the doctor a B*I*T*C*H. How absolutely nice of me.