Now imagine me....singing...with a microphone...add6 big speakers. Take that, multiply it by 50 and that's the kind of karaoke noise that Shelby and I have to endure from a karaoke party that is currently going on in my living room.

Oh where oh where is Helen, my getaway car. My ears. Oh my goodness. They just turned it up another notch.

O_O


Help. Me. Please.