Doggie playdate!
Wednesday, October 29, 2008
Dizziness. Lethargy. It gets really hot and I'm sweating. Then it gets really cold and I'm getting the chills. If only I could close my eyes for just one second...I think I'm getting sick again. Mind over matter. MIND OVER MATTER.
Amy's talking to me right now and all I see is her mouth moving and I hear sounds coming out. The only response I can muster up is a blank stare. Ha. I must look so dopey. Think I'll leave a little early today...
Friday is Tamale day. Yay.
Amy's talking to me right now and all I see is her mouth moving and I hear sounds coming out. The only response I can muster up is a blank stare. Ha. I must look so dopey. Think I'll leave a little early today...
Friday is Tamale day. Yay.
I love Ryan. Seacrest, that is. This morning started really turd-ly =( , but by the time I got onto the 91, I was laughing outloud in the car as I joined everyone else in traffic.
Ryan says this is something that should be printed out, laminated, and posted next to your bathroom sink to be reviewed as you are shaving.
From Men's Health magazine...
41 Ways to Melt a Woman’s Heart
1. Ask her to dance.
2. On windy days, brush wayward strands of hair from her eyes and mouth.
3. When she’s coming down the street, across the room, or up the stairs to meet you, walk towards her as soon as you see her.
4. Kiss her between her shoulder blades when she turns her back to you to go to sleep.
5. Put your arm around her when you introduce her to your friends and family.
6. Grasp her hand when a scantily dressed, beautiful woman walks by.
7. Call her when you’re feeling sad.
8. Kiss her eyelids.
9. Ask to see a picture of her when she was a child.
10. Wash her from head to toe in the shower.
11. If she’s crying on the phone, go over to her place. Immediately.
12. Stand her naked on a sturdy chair and lick between her legs.
13. Occasionally call her by her first and middle names.
14. Buy her your favorite rock album of all time on vinyl.
15. Order coffee for her, remembering exactly how she likes it.
16. Undress her and put her to bed when she falls asleep in the car.
17. Mention your upcoming anniversary before she does.
18. Send her something in the mail. Anything.
19. When she’s feeling insecure, stare into her eyes and tell her there is no-one in the world who could be as right for you as she is.
20. Call her just before you get on the plane.
21. Pick her clothes up off the floor.
22. Try desperately to make her laugh when she’s feeling down.
23. Take her to see your favorite sport live. Pay more attention to her than to the game.
24. Touch her arm when you leave the table to go to the bathroom. Touch her again when you come back.
25. Shave just before you see her. She’ll notice.
26. Hug her when she gets jealous. Hug her hard.
27. Worship her breasts.
28. Give her jewelry.
29. Hand her two towels when she gets out of the shower. (The second one is for her hair.)
30. Ask her specific questions about her work.
31. Keep her favorite cereal on hand.
32. In the middle of a conversation, tell her you love her.
33. Send her very expensive flowers when you screw up.
34. Take her to a cabin with a fireplace. Build her a fire.
35. Moan her name when she goes down on you.
36. Read her a story when it’s her turn to drive during a long road trip.
37. Offer to fix something at her place that you realize is broken.
38. Notice when she’s wearing something new.
39. Make love to her standing up, against a wall.
40. Kiss her hand in front of your most die-hard bachelor buddies.
41. If she’s too stressed to want sex...
a. Run a bath for her.
b. Give her a full-body massage.
c. Ask if she wants to wrestle.
Turdly, I say.
Ryan says this is something that should be printed out, laminated, and posted next to your bathroom sink to be reviewed as you are shaving.
From Men's Health magazine...
41 Ways to Melt a Woman’s Heart
1. Ask her to dance.
2. On windy days, brush wayward strands of hair from her eyes and mouth.
3. When she’s coming down the street, across the room, or up the stairs to meet you, walk towards her as soon as you see her.
4. Kiss her between her shoulder blades when she turns her back to you to go to sleep.
5. Put your arm around her when you introduce her to your friends and family.
6. Grasp her hand when a scantily dressed, beautiful woman walks by.
7. Call her when you’re feeling sad.
8. Kiss her eyelids.
9. Ask to see a picture of her when she was a child.
10. Wash her from head to toe in the shower.
11. If she’s crying on the phone, go over to her place. Immediately.
12. Stand her naked on a sturdy chair and lick between her legs.
13. Occasionally call her by her first and middle names.
14. Buy her your favorite rock album of all time on vinyl.
15. Order coffee for her, remembering exactly how she likes it.
16. Undress her and put her to bed when she falls asleep in the car.
17. Mention your upcoming anniversary before she does.
18. Send her something in the mail. Anything.
19. When she’s feeling insecure, stare into her eyes and tell her there is no-one in the world who could be as right for you as she is.
20. Call her just before you get on the plane.
21. Pick her clothes up off the floor.
22. Try desperately to make her laugh when she’s feeling down.
23. Take her to see your favorite sport live. Pay more attention to her than to the game.
24. Touch her arm when you leave the table to go to the bathroom. Touch her again when you come back.
25. Shave just before you see her. She’ll notice.
26. Hug her when she gets jealous. Hug her hard.
27. Worship her breasts.
28. Give her jewelry.
29. Hand her two towels when she gets out of the shower. (The second one is for her hair.)
30. Ask her specific questions about her work.
31. Keep her favorite cereal on hand.
32. In the middle of a conversation, tell her you love her.
33. Send her very expensive flowers when you screw up.
34. Take her to a cabin with a fireplace. Build her a fire.
35. Moan her name when she goes down on you.
36. Read her a story when it’s her turn to drive during a long road trip.
37. Offer to fix something at her place that you realize is broken.
38. Notice when she’s wearing something new.
39. Make love to her standing up, against a wall.
40. Kiss her hand in front of your most die-hard bachelor buddies.
41. If she’s too stressed to want sex...
a. Run a bath for her.
b. Give her a full-body massage.
c. Ask if she wants to wrestle.
Turdly, I say.
Wednesday, October 22, 2008
Wednesday, October 15, 2008
This morning's "Ryan's Roses" on KIIS fm was a sad one. Did anybody catch it?
Piper is 5 months pregnant with Keith's baby. Keith has 2 sons. 1 from his ex-wife. 1 from his ex-girlfriend. Piper's baby will be his third. Piper takes care of his 2 sons, pays for his bills, and takes care of him. As her pregnancy progresses, Keith has become more and more distant.
"Patty" makes the fake call and offers Keith a free dozen roses to send to anybody he wants. He says he would like to send them to Elizabeth and for the card to read, "This is the happiest I have ever been."
Piper was crying hard on the radio. Makes me sick to my stomach that there are men out there like that. She's at her most vulnerable right now and he has the nerve to leave her. All he could say to her was, "I'm sorry, Sweetie." Seriously.
And my goldfish, Sushi, died this morning. =(
Piper is 5 months pregnant with Keith's baby. Keith has 2 sons. 1 from his ex-wife. 1 from his ex-girlfriend. Piper's baby will be his third. Piper takes care of his 2 sons, pays for his bills, and takes care of him. As her pregnancy progresses, Keith has become more and more distant.
"Patty" makes the fake call and offers Keith a free dozen roses to send to anybody he wants. He says he would like to send them to Elizabeth and for the card to read, "This is the happiest I have ever been."
Piper was crying hard on the radio. Makes me sick to my stomach that there are men out there like that. She's at her most vulnerable right now and he has the nerve to leave her. All he could say to her was, "I'm sorry, Sweetie." Seriously.
And my goldfish, Sushi, died this morning. =(
Friday, October 03, 2008
I dreamt I got a flat tire last night. My brother was there. I was driving on the sidewalk outside a liquor store. I decided to drive off the sidewalk, back onto the road. When the car jumped the curb and landed, I got a flat tire. (My first thought? "Oh sh*t! My dad's gonna KILL me!" And I'm how old? DB, don't answer that.)
This is what Dream Moods had to say about that...
TIRES
To see tires in your dream, symbolizes that you are dwelling too much in the past and need to move on toward the future. It also refers to your emotional health and how it carries you from one situation to another.
To see or dream that you have a flat tire, indicates that you are feeling weary and emotionally drained. Your goals are temporarily hindered and as a result, you are unable to progress forward.
This is what Dream Moods had to say about that...
TIRES
To see tires in your dream, symbolizes that you are dwelling too much in the past and need to move on toward the future. It also refers to your emotional health and how it carries you from one situation to another.
To see or dream that you have a flat tire, indicates that you are feeling weary and emotionally drained. Your goals are temporarily hindered and as a result, you are unable to progress forward.