Cup O Noodles, Chorizo wrapped in a paper towel, and Real Housewives of Orange County.

=)

So just now at work, I went to the restroom to pee, like normal. After I was done, I turned the knob to unlock the stall door...only to realize that the lock wouldn't turn! I turned and turned and it wouldn't unlock.

I stood there. In disbelief...why? I have no idea. Because getting stuck in the restroom stall is, of course, something that would happen to me. =P I couldn't stop laughing. Tears were coming out of my eyes from laughing so hard. This is stuff that only happens on TV! My knight-in-shining armor, riding his white steed, would come in and knock down the restroom stall door and save me. You know, your typical fairy tale.

Anyways, I wiped away the tears and went over my options:


Option #1 Slide myself underneath the stall door on the floor where women have peed and missed (go figure.)

Option #2 Stand there and wait


I opted for germ-free Option #2. I stood there for about 15 minutes doing whatever I can.
You know how on TV, the police can just kick open a door and it looks so easy? Yea, that don't happen in real life. You know how on TV, in emergency situations, people rise to the occasion. They run into the door and it magically swings wide open? Yea, that don't happen in real life either.

After trying all the above, I decided to wait. I don't know how long passed before Christina came into the restroom. She got my manager, Amy, to come and save me.

It took us another 15 minutes of passing the screwdriver back and forth before the damn thing finally got loose. THEN, I got all Chun-Li on it's ass and kicked the door open.

Ahh...the sweet smell of freedom. Man, that made my day.

=D

There will be a lot of changes a-coming. For the most part, all good ones. A few that I don't want to make, but I know I have to.

On a lighter note...
I want to see the snow. I want to sit on a freakin' trash can lid and slide down the hill in the snow really fast...maybe even crash into a tree or something. Big fun! =)


Where it's snowing
All winter through
That's where I want to be
Snowball throwing
That's what I'll do
How I'm longing to ski
Through the snow-oh-oh-oh-oh



On an even happier note...
My popsicle said he'll keep JoJo when I move out! My dogs are well-taken care of. I can now breathe. But they are my babies. I'm gonna miss them so bad. You can call me Crazy Dog Lady all you want, I don't care. I WILL MISS MY DOGS. All 2 of them.

Heard this on the radio this morning on my way to work...

It's Pink!!


JUST LIKE A PILL

I'm lyin' here on the floor where you left me
I think I took too much
I'm crying here, what have you done?
I thought it would be fun

I can't stay on your life support, there's a shortage in the switch,
I can't stay on your morphine, cause its making me itch
I said I tried to call the nurse again but she´s
being a little bitch,
I think I'll get outta here, where I can

Run just as fast as I can
To the middle of nowhere
To the middle of my frustrated fears
And I swear you're just like a pill
Stead of makin' me better, you keep makin' me ill
You keep makin' me ill

I haven't moved from the spot where you left me
This must be a bad trip
All of the other pills, they were different
Maybe I should get some help

Run just as fast as I can
To the middle of nowhere
To the middle of my frustrated fears
And I swear you're just like a pill
Stead of makin' me better, you keep makin' me ill
You keep makin' me ill






This doesn't constitute as a real post.
A real one to come. .. .