It's the "Holiday Armadillo" episode!!! Where's Kermit!! :D Teehee...

This week is almost finally over. Just one more long day tomorrow for me and FINALS!!
Sara, week almost over. Uno mas dias!! *woot woot*!!

I love THE SIMPLE LIFE~!
Stuart and I had a blast watching it last night. OoOhh..so funny! Poor Kelly had to listen to me laugh about it online yesterday.

I'm actually in the computer lab at school. My psychology teacher said, "Turn in your term paper and go away cause I have nothing to say to you." :D So I'm here now...typing up, yet another study guide. Took a break and googled "The Simple Life."

This is what I found:

It's obvious Paris and Nicole live very different lives than most people in the United States. What do you think is the most surprising thing they had never heard of?

-what Wal-Mart is
-what a well is for
-what the word generic means
-what a soup kitchen is
-what pigs feet are

ALLL of those cracked me up. Har har har har..! Sara said Damon said that they make Jessica Simpson look like a genius. :D But I think out of the 2, Nicole Richie is the more down to earth one. She actually knew what Walmart and Sav-On's was. Har har hAr. It's on again tonight at Fox at 8:30!! Har Har Har HOR.

This weekend....

The four of us, so spontaneous. Left or right....3 freeways, take your pick...left or right....so fun! We eventually ended up at Westwood Village. Found a space by Cindy's apartment. 5 people watching me park and instructing me how to park and where to park made me very nervous, making me park baaad. Sorry guys, I promise will not drive next time. I don't like UCLA Emergency Car. They stoopid. Seriously, we had NO idea why they were just double-parked next to my dinky Corolla. Maybe cause we just hot and they jealous. *sizzle*

BJ's was good....at least, their fries were good. No olives and more mushrooms next time.
I had the funnest time in the driveway at Kelly's house. Never making my monkey face again. O_O Ra's gonna zoom in and make it dance around the car. :P Post 'em pictures~!

We must do it again soon!

Got this off of Debby's xaanga.

A + You can be very quiet when you have something on your mind.
B + You are always cautious when it comes to meeting new people.
C + You definitely have a partier side in you, dont be shy to show it.
D + You have trouble trusting people.
E + You are a very exciting person.
F + Everyone loves you.
G + You have excellent ways of viewing people.
H + You are not judgemental.
I + You are always smiling & making others smile.
J + Jealousy.
K + You like to try new things.
L + Love is something you deeply believe in.
M + Success comes easily to you.
N + You like to work, but you always want a break.
O + You are very open-minded.
P + You are very friendly and understanding.
Q + You are a hypocrite.
R + You are a social butterfly.
S + You are very broad-minded.
T + You have an attitude, a big one.
U + You feel like you have to equal up to people's standards.
V + You have a very good physical and looks.
W + You like your privacy.
X + You never let people tell you what to do .
Y + You cause a lot of trouble.

And this is mine....

H + You are not judgemental.
O + You are very open-minded.
L + Love is something you deeply believe in.
L + Love is something you deeply believe in.
I + You are always smiling & making others smile.
E + You are a very exciting person. <-- I don't know about this one. I beg to differ.

Argh....where do I start?

Today was about THE most hectic day at work. I was only suppose to go in till 2 in the afternoon. Rachel had a trip to Disneyland and I was only there to cover for her, referral-wise (which has to be done daily) and that's it. As the same ol' story goes, I was not able to leave till about 15 minutes ago and it is about 6 o' clock in the EVENING right now. Patients everywhere are coming in so they can see the doctors before the holidays. I went through about 30 referrals today, plus serving her royalty, my manager doing everything and anything. It was non-stop today. I am so frickin' tired. I still have a damn term paper to write.

But in midst of all this chaos, I received 2 text messages that made me LOL and SMILE OUT LOUD:

From a vely special person:
...phone phone phone phone....you're on the phone phone. :D

This one got a woot! woot! outta me: <-- Naw seriously, I really DID smile out loud.
HOLLIE!! I'M COMING HOME WEDNES 5AM!!

Now who won't say WOOT WOOT to that!! And we will be united once again!! Power to the Turkey who is bringing everyone home. To me, of course. ;D

Plans...we must make them. Call me people!

I was in psychology the other day and Professor Abdelhammid (<-- much easier than Tammy's last name.) was lecturing on sleeping. This girl raises her hand and tells the class that she has a friend that sleeps with her eyes open.

The Professor gets all grossed out and starts making fun of PEOPLE WHO SLEEP WITH THEIR EYES OPEN. Of course, I didn't laugh. Nothing funny about NORMAL things. ;D Heehee.

Life has been pretty good so far. Only 3 more weeks of schoool, including finals and I'm done done done!! I absolutely CANNOT wait. I found this recipe on how to make Cereal Christmas Wreaths that you can eat. Was thinking about making that with Paige. Looks pretty easy. Ha! Riite.

Some things on my mind and hopefully, after breakfast on Sunday with Sara will help clear things in my head. Really need to kinda, just talk it through.

As for now, that's it. I always come across fun stuff to write about for you guys to read when I have no access to a computer. So by the time I do have access to one, I have forgotten it already.

Oh wellies...till then. :D

hKaPpLe: wut cha doing
starmienite: studying for the KIN test tomorrow
hKaPpLe: crush calculator
hKaPpLe: try that

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.....HA....but I wasn't that stupid....my crush was......Vaness Wu!! Heh Heh. But that's kinda mean and sneaky though to send it to someone. That's kinda private. If you want to know, then ask. If they don't tell you, then leave it.

If I did put a real crush there, this would be the last thing I would do:
hKaPpLe: so i need the e-mail
hKaPpLe: n ur answers for midterm tomrorow

Riite.

RECAP!!

On Happy Pumpkin Day...
Boss left mighty early, leaving just me and Helen. woot woot! :D We were able to leave on time, on the dot at 6 o' clock. Hurried my ass up on home, so I could make some candy apples with Sara! Well, it didn't turn out the way it was suppose to. I just kinda ended up eating it like I did to a Caramel Apple pop. Just licking off the caramel. MmmMmmMm. In between Sara's "Hollie! That's TOO MUCH caramel!"& our "Is it suppose to look like that?" , kids were coming and going. A coming Pikachu stepped back cause I yelped, "IT'S PIKACHU!!!" Sara says I scared him. Heehee. Paige and Catalina stopped by. Yay! My aunty says mucho thanks for the Halloween goodies!! They were our last victims of the night.

We went to Blockbuster's to rent an appropriate movie for Pumpkin Night. We kinda got side-tracked and ended up renting "Down with Love." :*) Heehee. Sorry Sara...still can't figure who that chick is.
Can't wait to have Kelly and Ra back so we can have a Turkey Day? :D

On the Day after Pumpking Day...
Today was Loann's big day!! It was SOO much fun!! I arrived at work so Helen could do my hair. She was running an hour late, so we didn't really have that much time! Helen managed to get my vely vely fine hair to curl. She accidentedly sprayed mousse on the side of my face and Rachel said, "You could mess up your part. Don't mess up mine!" (She was my "make-up" lady. ) I felt like a movie star, being fussed over. Teehee. So we were done with both hair and makeup and was outta there in 15.

The wedding was held at Sam Woo Seafood Palace, in the Focus plaza on San Gabriel. Banquet was suppose to start at 6, we didn't get there till 7, we didn't eat till 8. Ha! :D We weren't that late. Heehee. We took a BUNCH of pictures to entertain ourselves. (What happened to all the fun pictures? Got lost somewhere when I e-mailed it to myself. Damn. ) :D

Everything was good (except the food and the music...they played this song in Chinese that's equivalent to the "Rocky" song. Why, I have NO idea. It made us laugh though as we each struck our kung-fu moves. WHaaAhhh..Bruce Lee style!)

We left around 11:30, with 2 drunks, a red-faced, red-eyed, red-necked itchy Karrie, a boss high on life, and us. What a crowd. :D

So "mid-terms" are kinda over...but then again, I have three more exams in 2 weeks. Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday. All in a row. Sweeet. I'm still burnt out from the last batch of exams. Sometimes, I really really hate the quarter system. Go! Go! Go! is all you ever hear. *Blah*

Anywhos, I had my Animal Biology lab today. We were observing Siamese fighting fish who rode an airplane all the way from Thailand (or so the professor says), just so we can see them turn red in the belly. These male fishies are very territorial. They puff their gills, flare their fins, and turn RED when you put them next to another male. So cool to watch!! This guy brings up a beeker with a fish inside and asks Professor Khollesi, "Is this male or female? They crossed out female." (Guess they couldn't make up their mind.) Professor Khollesi proclaims that he has seen better males, so he ain't all that sure if it's a male or female.

The guy with the beeker walking back to his lab table, "Maybe it's in between."

Even fishes can be saranormal!! Heehee. Tomorrow's Halloween. Very excited about learning how to make smores and candy apples. Sara says candles don't melt marshmellows. Booo. It'd be so cool to sit outside, each of us with their own candle, and just ROAST, baby, ROAST! :D

So, my studying awaits. Until then. Y'alls just have yourself a nice frickin' day.

Someone decided to use the Camry as a scratching pad where they scratched a " * " as big as my hand on the side of the car.

:************(

I bet they're worth a lot down in Hell. They really should take that "How Much Your Soul is Worth?" test that Kelly linked on her blog.
BOO on them. Just BOOooOoooOOoo.

Pearl's birthday Laua...SucCess!! *Must find USB port to load pictures*

We went there 2 hours earlier to help Amy decorate. Duude...Dr. Lam's community is nice!! We arrived later than we expected. I pulled up to the gate and said importantly to the security guard, "We are the guests of Dr. Eddie Lam." He gives us a parking permit and we head on in. First, we had to drive to Dr. Lam's house to pick up the key to the clubhouse. His directions: After you get past the gate, you make a right, left, right, left, left, right, straight, left. (that's how big the community was!!) His house is the one with the pumpkin and the Frankenstein. As we drove there, we saw parked outside all these huge houses, were these BMW's, Porsche's, Lexus, Mercedes',.....and here we are, in my tiny dinky little Corolla.

We ended up passing his house because the little green man in front of his house was not Frankenstein, it was a UFO martian. We finally got the key to the club house. We decorated and decorated. The place looked great!! So festive. :D

We waited outside by the flaming torches to lei all the guests as they came in. Everything went pretty smoothly...though, thank you so very much to Sara and to DB for lending me their music. They needed such a variety of music! Musical chairs music, Limbo music, and unfortunately, STRIPPING music. (I used "Fever" by Michael Buble.)

What was the stripping music for? For the doctor's to do lap dances on top of PEARL!! They tied her up in the chair and blindfolded her. Imagine...room full of doctors, doing lap dances to my manager, no less! I'd have to say, Dr. Lam, we knew how he put himself through Med school at USC. He was so good, it was scary. He put frosting on Pearl and licked it off of her. Yes, L-I-C-K-E-D. I will never look at Dr. Lam the same. Ever.

This was to stall till the real thing arrived. A real live breathing STRIPPER.

He came as a policeman (typical). He was white/hispanic. Okay looking, till he started stripping down to a G-string. There was literally JUST a string, nothing else! He said, "Now I want you ladies to spread your legs nice and wide for me when I make my rounds." All three of us looked at each other, "What the frickin' hell! He's going to come over here!" Thank goodness I was sitting by a table cause that's where I hid my legs.

He did some, er, stuff to Pearl. (Ew, he actually touched her titties, that little pervert) He started to come over to Helen, Rachel, Carol, and me. You know what we did? We ran! You know what he did? He came after us! He said, "What game are we playing, Run Away From the Stripper?" So finally, he went after the Hispanics. They were mucho brave and actually put $$$ down his G-string. After he was done, he looked over at us three. I ended up in the corner. When he was standing in front of me, package and all in my face, I started waving my arms and saying "I don't have any money!" His reply, "No, you're thinking, 'Oh, I hope the stripper doesn't find me!!!"
Then he slaps my butt, rubs his side on me, and leaves!! I call sexual harassment!!

I didn't want him touching me and I didn't want to touch him either. Us three have decided...no strippers EVER for anyone's party.

So those were my first experiences. Exotic doctor dancers and a stripper. First one was just hilarious and second one, not so pleasant.


DB, don't tell Yee Ma. :D