Cup O Noodles, Chorizo wrapped in a paper towel, and Real Housewives of Orange County.
=)
People have scars. In all sorts of unexpected places. Like secret roadmaps of their personal histories. Diagrams of all their old wounds. Most of our wounds heal, leaving nothing behind but a scar. But some of them don't. Some wounds we carry with us everywhere and though the cut's long gone, the pain still lingers. - Grey's Anatomy (Because I'm not eloquent enough to say something like that.)
Tuesday, January 22, 2008
Thursday, January 17, 2008
So just now at work, I went to the restroom to pee, like normal. After I was done, I turned the knob to unlock the stall door...only to realize that the lock wouldn't turn! I turned and turned and it wouldn't unlock.
I stood there. In disbelief...why? I have no idea. Because getting stuck in the restroom stall is, of course, something that would happen to me. =P I couldn't stop laughing. Tears were coming out of my eyes from laughing so hard. This is stuff that only happens on TV! My knight-in-shining armor, riding his white steed, would come in and knock down the restroom stall door and save me. You know, your typical fairy tale.
Anyways, I wiped away the tears and went over my options:
Option #1 Slide myself underneath the stall door on the floor where women have peed and missed (go figure.)
Option #2 Stand there and wait
I opted for germ-free Option #2. I stood there for about 15 minutes doing whatever I can.
You know how on TV, the police can just kick open a door and it looks so easy? Yea, that don't happen in real life. You know how on TV, in emergency situations, people rise to the occasion. They run into the door and it magically swings wide open? Yea, that don't happen in real life either.
After trying all the above, I decided to wait. I don't know how long passed before Christina came into the restroom. She got my manager, Amy, to come and save me.
It took us another 15 minutes of passing the screwdriver back and forth before the damn thing finally got loose. THEN, I got all Chun-Li on it's ass and kicked the door open.
Ahh...the sweet smell of freedom. Man, that made my day.
=D
I stood there. In disbelief...why? I have no idea. Because getting stuck in the restroom stall is, of course, something that would happen to me. =P I couldn't stop laughing. Tears were coming out of my eyes from laughing so hard. This is stuff that only happens on TV! My knight-in-shining armor, riding his white steed, would come in and knock down the restroom stall door and save me. You know, your typical fairy tale.
Anyways, I wiped away the tears and went over my options:
Option #1 Slide myself underneath the stall door on the floor where women have peed and missed (go figure.)
Option #2 Stand there and wait
I opted for germ-free Option #2. I stood there for about 15 minutes doing whatever I can.
You know how on TV, the police can just kick open a door and it looks so easy? Yea, that don't happen in real life. You know how on TV, in emergency situations, people rise to the occasion. They run into the door and it magically swings wide open? Yea, that don't happen in real life either.
After trying all the above, I decided to wait. I don't know how long passed before Christina came into the restroom. She got my manager, Amy, to come and save me.
It took us another 15 minutes of passing the screwdriver back and forth before the damn thing finally got loose. THEN, I got all Chun-Li on it's ass and kicked the door open.
Ahh...the sweet smell of freedom. Man, that made my day.
=D
Friday, January 11, 2008
There will be a lot of changes a-coming. For the most part, all good ones. A few that I don't want to make, but I know I have to.
On a lighter note...
I want to see the snow. I want to sit on a freakin' trash can lid and slide down the hill in the snow really fast...maybe even crash into a tree or something. Big fun! =)
Where it's snowing
All winter through
That's where I want to be
Snowball throwing
That's what I'll do
How I'm longing to ski
Through the snow-oh-oh-oh-oh
On an even happier note...
My popsicle said he'll keep JoJo when I move out! My dogs are well-taken care of. I can now breathe. But they are my babies. I'm gonna miss them so bad. You can call me Crazy Dog Lady all you want, I don't care. I WILL MISS MY DOGS. All 2 of them.
On a lighter note...
I want to see the snow. I want to sit on a freakin' trash can lid and slide down the hill in the snow really fast...maybe even crash into a tree or something. Big fun! =)
Where it's snowing
All winter through
That's where I want to be
Snowball throwing
That's what I'll do
How I'm longing to ski
Through the snow-oh-oh-oh-oh
On an even happier note...
My popsicle said he'll keep JoJo when I move out! My dogs are well-taken care of. I can now breathe. But they are my babies. I'm gonna miss them so bad. You can call me Crazy Dog Lady all you want, I don't care. I WILL MISS MY DOGS. All 2 of them.
Monday, January 07, 2008
Heard this on the radio this morning on my way to work...
It's Pink!!
JUST LIKE A PILL
I'm lyin' here on the floor where you left me
I think I took too much
I'm crying here, what have you done?
I thought it would be fun
I can't stay on your life support, there's a shortage in the switch,
I can't stay on your morphine, cause its making me itch
I said I tried to call the nurse again but she´s
being a little bitch,
I think I'll get outta here, where I can
Run just as fast as I can
To the middle of nowhere
To the middle of my frustrated fears
And I swear you're just like a pill
Stead of makin' me better, you keep makin' me ill
You keep makin' me ill
I haven't moved from the spot where you left me
This must be a bad trip
All of the other pills, they were different
Maybe I should get some help
Run just as fast as I can
To the middle of nowhere
To the middle of my frustrated fears
And I swear you're just like a pill
Stead of makin' me better, you keep makin' me ill
You keep makin' me ill
This doesn't constitute as a real post.
A real one to come. .. .
It's Pink!!
JUST LIKE A PILL
I'm lyin' here on the floor where you left me
I think I took too much
I'm crying here, what have you done?
I thought it would be fun
I can't stay on your life support, there's a shortage in the switch,
I can't stay on your morphine, cause its making me itch
I said I tried to call the nurse again but she´s
being a little bitch,
I think I'll get outta here, where I can
Run just as fast as I can
To the middle of nowhere
To the middle of my frustrated fears
And I swear you're just like a pill
Stead of makin' me better, you keep makin' me ill
You keep makin' me ill
I haven't moved from the spot where you left me
This must be a bad trip
All of the other pills, they were different
Maybe I should get some help
Run just as fast as I can
To the middle of nowhere
To the middle of my frustrated fears
And I swear you're just like a pill
Stead of makin' me better, you keep makin' me ill
You keep makin' me ill
This doesn't constitute as a real post.
A real one to come. .. .
Friday, December 14, 2007
Thursday, December 13, 2007
Last night, Josh and the girlies came out and took me to dinner at Black Angus (or Damon...Black An us). It was nice not having to wait for the weekend to see them. A mid-week fix, I could say. =P
Had some Filet Mignon (I have come to realize that I like their prime rib better) and some, oh so yummy, garlic mashed taters. Josh didn't finish his (score!), so I have them for lunch today. Muhahaha.
I hope they come out again...but, my poor girls. They didn't get home till 10:30 and slept-walked upstairs to bed.
Wednesday, December 12, 2007
**EDIT!! I've gotten, er, complaints on #25. An explanation has been added.*
From Sara...from Mens Health...
50 Things She Wishes You Knew
Universal truths that all men should--but don't--understand
Illustrations by: Juliette Borda, By: Lisa Jones
1. Saying "I love you" immediately before, during, or following sex doesn't count.
2. Real men drive stick shift.
3. I will leave if you lie.
4. You are cute in raglan-sleeved T-shirts (two-toned baseball undershirts).
5. I'm convinced I'm pregnant and obsess about it for a minimum of 24 to 48 hours before my period, even when I have no rational reason to think so.
6. I love it when you hug me from behind and whisper in my ear.
7. "Fine" is never an appropriate response when I ask you how I look.
8. Most of the time when I fantasize, it's about you.
9. I'm terrified of becoming my mother, even though I admire her.
10. I get turned on simply seeing that I have an e-mail from you.
11. I expect you to call me.
12. Only rock stars are allowed to wear leather pants.
13. I'm scared of losing my independence.
14. I'm more forgiving of you than I really should be.
15. Oral sex is your get-out-of-the-doghouse-free card. Manolo Blahnik shoes also do the trick.
16. You did something bad. I seem cool with it. I'm not. (See directly above.)
17. If I'm not having sex with you, I'm... a.) ...having a fat day. b.) ...not feeling "connected" to you. c.) ...blackmailing you to get something I want.
18. Shoes determine whether you're fashionable or not.
19. I own a Debbie Gibson CD, and I'm not afraid to use it.
20. When I compare my flabby tummy to a kangaroo pouch, say nothing.
21. A man I love plans the occasional fancy-schmancy dress-up date and impromptu weekend getaways, and he buys my favorite candy in advance when we're just going to the movies.
22. You look hot in hooded clothing items.
23. You should never tell me what to do.
24. If I slept over, you owe me breakfast.
25. My breasts love much licking and sucking.
So Sara ims me 2 different links (one of which is this link) and says...#25 reminds me of you. So I scroll down to #25 which states the above.
I im her back...My breasts love much licking and sucking? THAT reminds you of me?!
Sara: HAHAHA
Sara: your breasts licked
Sara: *mental picture
Sara: aghh
For those who are slow.......
She meant #25 on the other link.
x_O
26. If you ask me out directly, I will say yes.
27. I'm very impressed when you ask for my advice.
28. I'm unimpressed with a man who doesn't take the lead.
29. When in doubt, go with the shirt that matches your eye color.
30. I want to be Madonna.
31. Women get urinary-tract infections easily, so watch (and wash) your fingers.
32. I'm in heaven when you hold my hand.
33. You're sexy when you're shaving, fixing things, wearing a white T-shirt and jeans, driving, eating a peach, holding a baby.
34. I need to hear how you feel about me. Often. Tell me now.
35. Surprises, especially gifts for moi = more loving.
36. I want to be the best thing that ever happened to you--and for you to recognize this.
37. If I'm not feeling loved, I will start looking...
38. Discussion of ex-gf's and ex-bf's should be avoided at all times.
39. I like it when you tell me what you're thinking, even if you don't know yourself.
40. Celebrating our anniversary, even if it's only been a few months, earns major bonus points.
41. I love it when you're sweaty.
42. It's best to consult your gal pals for gift ideas.
43. A lady should always be greeted with kisses.
44. I like porn.
45. I love holding your bum in the palms of my hands.
46. Even nice girls like hushed dirty talk in public.
47. It's cheating as soon as you're doing something with her that you wouldn't want me to see, hear, read...
48. For the record: I'd rather you break up with me than cheat.
49. I remember everything about our relationship.
50. You should know all this and more without my telling you.
From Sara...from Mens Health...
50 Things She Wishes You Knew
Universal truths that all men should--but don't--understand
Illustrations by: Juliette Borda, By: Lisa Jones
1. Saying "I love you" immediately before, during, or following sex doesn't count.
2. Real men drive stick shift.
3. I will leave if you lie.
4. You are cute in raglan-sleeved T-shirts (two-toned baseball undershirts).
5. I'm convinced I'm pregnant and obsess about it for a minimum of 24 to 48 hours before my period, even when I have no rational reason to think so.
6. I love it when you hug me from behind and whisper in my ear.
7. "Fine" is never an appropriate response when I ask you how I look.
8. Most of the time when I fantasize, it's about you.
9. I'm terrified of becoming my mother, even though I admire her.
10. I get turned on simply seeing that I have an e-mail from you.
11. I expect you to call me.
12. Only rock stars are allowed to wear leather pants.
13. I'm scared of losing my independence.
14. I'm more forgiving of you than I really should be.
15. Oral sex is your get-out-of-the-doghouse-free card. Manolo Blahnik shoes also do the trick.
16. You did something bad. I seem cool with it. I'm not. (See directly above.)
17. If I'm not having sex with you, I'm... a.) ...having a fat day. b.) ...not feeling "connected" to you. c.) ...blackmailing you to get something I want.
18. Shoes determine whether you're fashionable or not.
19. I own a Debbie Gibson CD, and I'm not afraid to use it.
20. When I compare my flabby tummy to a kangaroo pouch, say nothing.
21. A man I love plans the occasional fancy-schmancy dress-up date and impromptu weekend getaways, and he buys my favorite candy in advance when we're just going to the movies.
22. You look hot in hooded clothing items.
23. You should never tell me what to do.
24. If I slept over, you owe me breakfast.
25. My breasts love much licking and sucking.
So Sara ims me 2 different links (one of which is this link) and says...#25 reminds me of you. So I scroll down to #25 which states the above.
I im her back...My breasts love much licking and sucking? THAT reminds you of me?!
Sara: HAHAHA
Sara: your breasts licked
Sara: *mental picture
Sara: aghh
For those who are slow.......
She meant #25 on the other link.
x_O
26. If you ask me out directly, I will say yes.
27. I'm very impressed when you ask for my advice.
28. I'm unimpressed with a man who doesn't take the lead.
29. When in doubt, go with the shirt that matches your eye color.
30. I want to be Madonna.
31. Women get urinary-tract infections easily, so watch (and wash) your fingers.
32. I'm in heaven when you hold my hand.
33. You're sexy when you're shaving, fixing things, wearing a white T-shirt and jeans, driving, eating a peach, holding a baby.
34. I need to hear how you feel about me. Often. Tell me now.
35. Surprises, especially gifts for moi = more loving.
36. I want to be the best thing that ever happened to you--and for you to recognize this.
37. If I'm not feeling loved, I will start looking...
38. Discussion of ex-gf's and ex-bf's should be avoided at all times.
39. I like it when you tell me what you're thinking, even if you don't know yourself.
40. Celebrating our anniversary, even if it's only been a few months, earns major bonus points.
41. I love it when you're sweaty.
42. It's best to consult your gal pals for gift ideas.
43. A lady should always be greeted with kisses.
44. I like porn.
45. I love holding your bum in the palms of my hands.
46. Even nice girls like hushed dirty talk in public.
47. It's cheating as soon as you're doing something with her that you wouldn't want me to see, hear, read...
48. For the record: I'd rather you break up with me than cheat.
49. I remember everything about our relationship.
50. You should know all this and more without my telling you.
Tuesday, December 11, 2007
Cynthia sent this to me on Facebook...kinda sweet if you ask me.
Life only comes around once make sure you spend it with the right person....
Find a guy ...
Who calls you beautiful instead of hot...who calls you back when you hang up on him...who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.
Wait for the guy who ... kisses your forehead...who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats...who holds your hand in front of his friends...who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you...Who turns to his friends and says, "That's her!!"
Life only comes around once make sure you spend it with the right person....
Find a guy ...
Who calls you beautiful instead of hot...who calls you back when you hang up on him...who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.
Wait for the guy who ... kisses your forehead...who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats...who holds your hand in front of his friends...who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you...Who turns to his friends and says, "That's her!!"
Friday, November 30, 2007
I'm disappointed and doing a very poor job of making lemonade out of these lemons...
What comes so easily to some people, seem so unattainable for me. I thought since he won't be here for my birthday and I doubt he'll be planning something like this....this could be night to make up for it. We don't get the chance very often. Even if it's at Sara and Damon's wedding...
All I wanted was a romantic night out with my man, just me and him, all dressed up, nice dinner, dancing together, twinkly lights all around...
That's all. No Coach purses. No diamonds. I don't care much for them. I'd much rather have that. Honest. But I know it won't be happening.
I'm trying to be mature about it. I really am. And I really do understand. I knew what I was getting into and what to expect coming into this relationship. I love the girls as if they were my own...but...But can't I be selfish just this once?
What comes so easily to some people, seem so unattainable for me. I thought since he won't be here for my birthday and I doubt he'll be planning something like this....this could be night to make up for it. We don't get the chance very often. Even if it's at Sara and Damon's wedding...
All I wanted was a romantic night out with my man, just me and him, all dressed up, nice dinner, dancing together, twinkly lights all around...
That's all. No Coach purses. No diamonds. I don't care much for them. I'd much rather have that. Honest. But I know it won't be happening.
I'm trying to be mature about it. I really am. And I really do understand. I knew what I was getting into and what to expect coming into this relationship. I love the girls as if they were my own...but...But can't I be selfish just this once?