Happy Birthday, Damon!!

=)

My blog. My rules.

It quantifies.


Don't use big words on my blog.

Your hairy flat ass doesn't quantify an "update".

Loser.

Thou shalt not call me a loser on my own blog.

I know what you're going to say....
Just because I have not updated does not mean I am a loser, Loser.


Kiss. My. Hairy. (____)

Loser. Need to update.

FOODFLIX
queue...


Lebonese (next to be fulfilled)
Hooters
King Taco
Wagon Wheelers
Dim Sum
Shaved Icd
The Hat
Tommy's
Pink's
Roscoe's

My dogs are making out in front of me. LITERALLY. Tongues are flailing about. Very French.
It's like doggie porn.

I'm posting because McLoser says he will take me off of his Favorites list if I don't.

Happy Valentine's Day everyone. =)


I got a text from DB that said:

"VALENTINES DAY IS CANCELLED!! =( Apparently you told Cupid you were sexy? He died laughing."

An even better V-Day gift....the jackass resigned. Next week is his last week and I can say I'm jumping for joy to see him go Out of sight, Out of mind. Finally. Happy Valentines Day Hollie.

Hell hath no fury like an old cow scorned.
-Laura Zigman

AGHHH COMMENTS YOU BETTER WORK THIS TIME SAYS SARA!!!